The Roon


majestic, leader of all that is great, tall, handsome, uncannily smart and funny with a confident glow. has the cheek of all in the land yet powerful, s-xy and in control with an easy going yet p-ssionate array making him the best lover you’ve ever had. the roon will suprise you with his vulnerable, frustrating yet mysterious nature making his power and prescense impossible not to love. roon means: the ultimate physicaly, mentally, randomly genius . the man wh-r- who you will always forgive,. roon has the power of all the gods he is …the god. all love, no enemies. no war.
my boyfriend is the roon; oh man you are the roon…

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