The Roost


a sh-tty cold chicken sandwich shop. usually uses some variation of chicken salad minus the mayo.
g-d help me please, i ate at roost for lunch.
ahhh!!! i feel like i just ate diarrhea…no sir you just had roost.
who the f-ck keeps the roost?…i think their only investor is a guy named thramer.
the cafe in animal crossing: wild world. buy coffee there, and comment on it’s taste. 200 bells. done.
did you try the roost’s new ‘pigeon blend’?

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