The Royal Tannenbaum
receiving the act of oral f-ll-t– while indulging your pallet with domino’s cheesy bread as paid for by the current f-ll-t– artist. similar to the “blumpkin” however you ingest food instead of expel.
the royal tannenbaum:
male: hey are you drunk?
female: ya! lets make out!
male: okay!
-make out make out-
female: are you hungry!
male: umm yea kinda…
(-ssuming she meant oral s-x)
female: okay! i’ll go order some domino’s
…20 min later…
female: i’m going to give you a bl-w j-b!
male: awesome…oh g-d, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
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