the runner-up e-mail


the e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. it is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
“dear john, i know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. by the way, i’m engaged to someone else. he is a wonderful man named….”

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