The Runner
when a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn’t have a catch-rag. he quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use…………….but doesn’t make it.
mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
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