The Rural Juror
a film based on a kevin grisham novel starring jenna maroney as constance justice, a lawyer. it’s the prequel to urban fervor. liz & co had trouble pr-nouncing the film’s t-tle and this has been used as a running joke throughout the series. it is also the t-tle of the tenth episode of 30 rock.
jenna: does jack donaghy even know i’m in “the rural juror”? maybe if he knew i had a film career, he would treat me with more respect.
liz: i will tell him. i will tell him that you are in a feature film called “the rur jur”.
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