The Russian Mitten


this occurs when one man or woman, h-m-s-xual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient’s five hole.
“by the way, i got the russian mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think.”

verb – “hey francis, i cannot wait to get russian mittened on christmas this year.”

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