The Rusty Bower
the rusty bower is the latest and greatest s-x position that’s sweeping the nation.
in order to perform said position, you need to do the following.
1) get a can of pbr
2) get a girl
3) position yourself in the captain morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) with pbr in hand, bend her over and start going to town.
ross wanted to try a new s-x position, so he grabbed a pbr and gave her the rusty bower
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