the sad life


what happens when you browse the internet to often and become s-xually confused and socially inactive, normally due to fandoms and other internet phenomena.
“d-mn.. have you seen damien recently? i haven’t heard from him in weeks irl and all he ever messages me on facebook is stuff about anime. he must live the sad life.”

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