The Safa Park Warriors


an ultra cool group consisting of joey joe joe, sebby, roth, harry and mike that take safa park by storm every thursday for football. they like compet-tion but will never get beaten because of joe’s uncanny resemblence to gordan banks in goal, ross’ awkwardness compares him to peter crouch and hareth’s blistering pace and stamina to that of ronaldinho. watch out dubai, because the safa park warriors are coming to get you. copyrighted
oh no! the safa park warriors are here!!

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