THE SALAD GLOVE®
(noun) a glove, developed by the band andrew jackson jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to fist f-ck your hunger™
(noun) that sh-t you can buy that, along with your ipod, you can sell to bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song people ii: still peoplin’ by andrew jackson jihad)
–tuesday 1:30pm – two young men are sitting in a corner booth at denny’s – max is frustrated with his caesar salad–
max: i know i’m being a b-tch, but don’t you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and f-cking annoying?
tim: dude, you need the salad glove®.
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