The sampler


also known as “finger test”. inserting one or more fingers into the v-g-n- then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if c-nn-l-ng-s is in order. same technique can also be applied to the -n-s.
kris says: “did you eat her beaver ?”
sebastian says: “no! i did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
a method of oral s-x when a man (or women) eats out a womans v-g-n-. you go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the cl-t, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are “sampling” the woman’s vag.

some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
oh man johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

tim sampled alexandra’s p-ssy as he ate her out.
n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. s-xual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.
last night i had the sampler but the asian girl b-tched too much.

if only i could find a native american girl i could complete the sampler!

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