the sarcophagus
the newest great way to have s-x. the male lies on his back and the female lies on top of him, also on her back while she moves up and down on her s-xy man’s shaft. this allows for the male to stimulate the female to double -rg-sm. -rg-sms have been known to be so powerful they create a vibrating facial sensation. the mount may be tricky, but once you’re on, its a great ride.
note: its also a great option when you are both on very little sleep, but are still very h-rny.
“let’s go camping and do the sarcophagus in our sleeping bag”
“m: doggy style? f: how about the sarcophagus?”
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