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how much do you like that person ?

1) hate
2) dislike
3) there ok
4) like as friend
5) like as more than friend
6) like… almost fancy them but not sure
7) fancy
8) love
9) in love with them
10) you love them so much words cant describe it
greg- on the scale how much do you like meg ?
tom- i 7 meg
ben- well i 9 her
tom- meg who do you like more ?

meg- sorry guys but i only 4 you, i 9 greg.

greg- oh well i 1 you meg. ! ! !
the scale is used as code numbers for s-xual acts. there are many versions but this is the most well known (and best) one. it can be usefull to use the scale when in the company of people who you don’t want to know about your s-xual adventures!! here is the scale.

1) holding hands

2) cuddling

3) kissing

4) shifting (kissing with tongues)

5) feeling up (with clothes on)

6) topping (feeling under top and bra)

7) dry humping

8) handy (handjobs, fingering)

9) oral

10) s-x

11) kinky s-x (role play, bondage, use of whips, etc.)

12) -n-l

13) fisting

14) weird stuff (this stuff has to be strange, and not give any added s-xual pleasure. acts include rainbow kissing, fulching, strawberry cheescake, etc.)

15) heading (if you know what ”fist”ing is, you know what ”head”ing is)

so everyone, use the scale!!
tom: hey guys, any advances on the scale lately?

john: yep, me and amy did 9 yesterday!

ryan: 9! you serious? i’m on 14! with five people!

tom: i did the whole scale yesterday with sarah (: i’m great. where are you jack?

jack: i’m on 10 and can’t wait to go higner!