The Scottish Army
when you’re doing a girl, you suddenly yell “ach” and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then g-ngb-ng her until you all j-zz inside her.
from then on, you refer to her as “haggis”
girl: did you really give martha the scottish army the other day?
guy:who, haggis? yea that was pretty fun.
girl: she’s in the hospital.
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