the scottish steamer
1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female c-m
garth: i’ll have two of the scottish steamers!
clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the sh-tter for hours.
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