the second coming


after you’ve taken a sh-t and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to sh-t a second time and repeat the p–ping process over again.
“i was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden the second coming took place upon my bowels.”

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