The Sentimental
when a man and his female partner are having s-x and the women tells the man to c-m anywhere he wants to, he gets up off of her and finds something sentimental in the room (ex. grandfather photo, favorite stuffed animal etc.)
and proceeds to c-m on that piece.
she said i could c-m anywhere i wanted so i busted “the sentimental” inside the antique jewelry box her dead grandmother gave her.
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