The Serious Card


the much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
john: and then i spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
laughter
sally: man, that’s funny john. but don’t you think it’s the current political corruption that’s causing these increased hospital waiting times?
john: did you really just pull the serious card?

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