The Shady Platypus
the shady platypus
the shady platypus, (rm 231 lhs) is the home to mr. gawlitta’s ap and gen. psych cl-sses, as well as 2 sections of american studies. the shady platypus also hosts the meetings of the ill-strious floss club and celebrates pez day every tuesday. as the story goes, mr.gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pr-nounce “perry the platypus”, and instead thinking she had said, “the shady platypus”, decided that the shady platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. however, mr.gawlitta did not posses a cabin. he did however, have a cl-ssroom, and so the shady platypus was born.
-phone rings-
“h-llo, shady platypus.”
“hi, could you write me a p-ss?”
“sure, where are you going?”
“the shady platypus.”
-evil stare-
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