The Shague
a widespread pandemic( also known as the shandemic ) that you can contract after engaging in an open mouth kiss with the original source, or anyone who has come in contact with someone who has the sh-gue. symptoms include regret, self induced amnesia and vomiting, losing the will to live, avoiding the source, daily fear.
q:i was drunk at a party and contracted the sh-gue. now my life is ruined… what do i do god?
a:theres nothing you can do, just try to accept it, repress the memory, and join aa to avoid it from happening again.
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