The Sharp Lawnmower
when you have a freshly shaved beard, and aggressively rub it back and forth on a woman’s -sshole effectively making the motion of mowing one patch of gr-ss. points are only awarded if the recipient feels sharp pains on her -sshole. beard must be the perfect length to achieve this.
jim – “turn over b-tch im giving you the sharp lawnmower!”
lisa – “yes! i hope your sharp beard burns my -sshole!”
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