The Shelato


pr-nounced (sh-ll-toe)

a signature move, s-xual act which involves slowly excreting s-m-n directly from the p-n-s on to the cranial hair of an unconscious female, typically as an act of revenge.
“i performed the shelato last night, and i feel almost as good as i did the last time i pulled a dirty sanchez!

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