the shimenstein
when you make your girlfriend sit on the ground naked and you make a fake cross country ski action with your p-n-s in and around her mouth, essentially throat f-cking her while practicing for the birkie. to alter this to a shimenzstein, simply finish the act by eating chocolate cake out of her -ss.
“dude so when she finally came to lacrosse i caught her off guard with the shimenstein while she was drunk. needless to say, i fulfilled her caloric intake for the day.”
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