The shinobi law of numbers
the fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shin-bi present. other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
the shin-bi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
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