the shitsty-nine position


the act of performing the 69 position with the woman on top, where she explodes with sh-t all over the man’s face, with or without warning or consent.
man: “i had a one night stand last night and i thought we were doing the 69 position, but she did the sh-tsty-nine position on me. i’m no longer psychologically able to be intimate with women.”

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