The Shotgun
n. a s-xual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his t-st-cl-s up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the t-st-cl-s outward onto the woman’s/pwn victim’s/pruger’s face. the shotgunned t-st-cl-s can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km per hour. every year the masters of the shotgun technique meet in the scrotodome in vilnius, lithuania for the annual shotgun olympics. during the shotgun olympics, compet-tors try to break wooden boards similar to those used in martial arts exhibitions. the upper weight divisions sometimes use cinder blocks.
kcastun mcscr-t-m, the world middle weight shotgun champion, broke through 22.5 consecutive boards with one blast of the shotgun last summer at the shotgun olympics!
right before you are about to blow your load you c-ck your d-ck along with a c-cking noise and spooge all over the face.
dude: oh baby… baby baby… baby….. baby…chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)
girl: what was that?
dude: the shotgun!
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