The shoulder


similar to the neck but in this version instead of slapping your own or someone else’s neck, you gently rub their shoulder. ( this method is used by pansies and the weak) doing the shoulder will result in you losing your man or womanhood. in other words, don’t f-cking do it you p-ss-es!
1. nikhil decided that the neck from angel hurt too much so he created the shoulder.
2. carlos jumped on nikhil’s the shoulder bandwagon and thus became a b-tch.
a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. i don’t know
2. i can’t help you
3. you’re f-cked
4. i don’t give a f-ck about your problem
me: northwest airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. after waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any -ssistance or freebies in apology.

mike: she gave you the shoulders? wow, she pretty much told you to go f-ck yourself!

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