The Shrew


a shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (half man half rodent) from the ghetto. the shrew has the power to overcome any security system. he leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.
oh my g-d son, that d-mn shrew has been in my sh-t again!! here’s the note.

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