The side shuffle
the act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning b-n-r. usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.
guy 1- “dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a m-ssive hard on.”
guy 2- “so, just tuck it.”
guy 1- “f-ck that, its all about the side shuffle now!”
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