The Sidewinder
when a previously straight d-ck has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. the recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken d-ck lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her v-g-n-.
“dude that b-tch f-cked my c-ck up so bad last night all i’m gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder”
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