The Silent Treatment
when you’re sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can’t fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and m-st-rb-t- in complete silence as not to wake the other people.
dude, i regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, i gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.
yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up p-ssing out. so, the silent treatment was my only option.
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