a game in which a social justice warrior (often privileged upper cl*ss white people in their 20s) play which consists of two rounds. round 1 is a contest to see who can explain how any given non-offensive comment is in fact hate speech or a “microagression”. round 2 is a contest to see who can act the most offended by the comment from round one. a bonus is awarded if you can act offended on behalf of a group to which you do not belong, the only move that can beat that is grabbing someone that is part of the group that would be offended and telling them you are sorry and you love them.
sean burst into tears and started yelling at a door to door salesman for saying h*llo, he then went on to explain how “h*llo” discriminates against illiterate trans african americans. i thought he would win but then jake showed up with an illiterate trans african american and started apologizing on behalf of the salesman, he totally won the sjw game.
- bottle rubbing
the act of sticking one’s p*n*s in a sports drink bottle. “when i went into the bathroom, i saw robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!”
- delayed fake iq
a person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying i was just thinking that. hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by jan. yeah i was just thinking that. that was a delayed fake iq
- keep your nose out
keep your nose out means keep your nose of of business that doesn’t concern you. keep your nose out of my business bob this doesn’t concern you what so ever.
- pillow f*cker
a person who engages in s*xual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. typical behavior of young boys with unmet s*xual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds. in the middle of the night dad: whats that noise coming from juniors […]