the skin fic
a disgusting fanfiction written for the pairing of dan howell and phil lester (phan) in which phil gets a sunburn and dan then proceeds to eat phil’s skin and give him a handjob
“so i heard dan and phil read the skin fic in their new video. they were so grossed out, they didn’t finish it.”
“i bet it’s nasty.”
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