The skittler
the most wanted criminal in north carolina. his primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. he was recently caught after doing a drive-by skittle attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. he was imprisoned in a supermax prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. he was last seen in cary armed with a packet of skittles. his catchphrase is “experience the rainbow!”
john: i was walking my dog in my neighborhood when i was suddenly pelted with dozens of skittles and hear someone yell “experience the rainbow!” i was attacked by the skittler
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