The Slants
the slants are an asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. since the creation of the band, the slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only asian band to be a fender music featured artist. these cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. b-ssist and founder simon young explains, “most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even asian! we’re saying to the world ‘we’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ in fact, our biggest support has been from the asian community itself!” vocalist aron explains “we have a song called sakura, sakura where we take hateful rhymes about asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) the slants have also released a second alb-m, “pageantry”, which came out in 2010. this alb-m features such songs as “how the wicked live”. currently, the band is in a conflict with the uspto after attempting to trademark their name.
i saw the slants live, and my face melted off. they rock so hard. the uspto can suck it.
Read Also:
- Thing Thing
• a series of games created by sean mcgee of diseased productions (diseasedproductions.net). the plot revolves around a bio-weapon created by a scientific research company called systems corp. (slow day at diseased productions when this was named.) • the bio-weapon in question is called “gamma cl-ss bio-weapon, project no. 154.” he is being held in […]
- third arm clothsline
when you are getting oral s-x and you grab her head and miss giving her a hole in her neck i was getting head and i pulled out to try to ram it down her throat i missed and poke a hole in her neck giving her the third arm clothsline
- third knuckle shuffle
1. the act of s-xually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her v-g-n-, i.e. the third knuckle. 2. the act of s-xually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob. 1. when i went to drop off suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted […]
- thirdway
similar to halfway, but only a third instead of a half. i’m thirdway through this book; i still have 4 of the 6 chapters left to read.
- This isn't where I left my oatmeal
similar to “this isn’t where i parked my car”, it’s a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation facebook convo: person 1: i hate you you’re a b-tch person 2: f-ck you and die person 3: you’re just mad because she f-cked your boyfriend person 4: this isn’t where i left my oatmeal…