The Slippery Javelin
n. where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually m-st-rb-t-s him over-the-shoulder style. first attempted at a texas mfa program.
at first i thought my lover was turning around to leave. but it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
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