the Smag
a universal nickname for any guys recent ex-girlfriend. it is used mostly in public, open conversations among guys talking about what their ex-girlfriends did or didn’t do while they were dating them, without having to say their girlfriends real name out loud, so no one around would know who they’re actaully talking about.
ray (about his ex): yeah, i went to the club again last night and guess who i saw? the smag. can you beleive that? of all the clubs, the smag has to keep going to that club.. wtf?
ryan (about his ex): yeah, over at the mall, i saw the smag hangin with the same loser friends.. the smag’s never gonna change.
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