The Smitch


the toronto raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. his reasons for winning consist of “we hit our shats” and his excuse for losing “we didn’t hit our shats.”

he miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his -ss.

the term “smitch” was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
you gotta dominate like smitch, you gotta groove like smitch, get your soul on like the smitch!

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