The Smurfette
take a b-tch into a porta sh-tter and rail her from behind. start very quietly say “oh yeah smurfette” progressively get louder until the unsuspecting b-tch asks you “who is smurfette” promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say ” you’re smurfette b-tch!!! ” you can also use c-nt if you prefer.
hey jarett ! i just gave your mom the smurfette!
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