The Snookie


when you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified std. yep, that’s right. you got the snookie.
i’m on these meds that i’m not supposed to drink on…i got the snookie last night.

i don’t know what i did last night, but i woke up with the snookie.

after a night of nookie, i p-ssed and realized i got the motha’ f-ckin’ snookie.

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