the society to bring back your mom jokes
a society of people who wish to bring back the cl-ssic “your mom” jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing … your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
these examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes
Read Also:
- The Thirsty Yicker
a shop near the top-end of haydock. “where are you?” “top end.” “the thirsty yicker?” “yeah.”
- The Uncle Pat
an involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug. the uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls uncle – who’s ident-ty lies somewhere between […]
- The UPS Patricia
a specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank. d-mn dude the ups patricia is a rock star!
- The Wealth of Nations
“an inquiry into the nature and causes of the wealth of nations” is the name of the book by adam smith which forms the basis for modern captialism. this book is most famous for introducing the concept of the invisible hand. an inquiry into the nature and causes of the wealth of nations by adam […]
- They hate us for our Freedom
a line used by president bush and every single neo-con out there, to make the case that it wasn’t our meddling around in mid-east affairs that caused muslim-extremist to hate us, but that our “freedoms” somehow managed to p-ss them off. osama bin laden said it was our involvement in the middle east that turned […]