The Sonny Bono


a s-xual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. this gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. kinda like sonny did. ouch.
dude, carissa gave me, tom, and mike the sonny bono last night. i was the tree!

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