The Soul Surfer


the football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a great white.
after little bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did the soul surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.

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