The Speaks
a five-piece rock band from washington, d.c. have gained acclaim across several continents. the members are raf toledo (vocals), jerry delino (b-ss), archie dela cruz and cal stamp (guitars), and derek lee (drums). they are the only local band to sell out the 9:30 club and have played to crowds of over 25,000.
dude the speaks were so awesome last night at the 9:30 club!
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