The Spectacular
the doggie style s-x position just got an update! the woman gets on her hands and knees and the man is behind sticking his d-ck into her p-ssy. after he penetrates he grabs both of her arms by the wrist and pulls them behind her. look mom no hands!!
tired of your girl running, hit her with the spectacular!
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when you get s-m-n on the tip of your d-ck and it gets stuck to your pants. often the cause of sudden, agonizing screams from men “bro, i have delaware d-ck syndrome right now. what should i do?” “just kill yourself, it’ll hurt less”
- Broke Neck Breakfast
the act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food. dude, my babe wanted me to buy her food this morning, so i gave her a broke neck breakfast
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the philosophy of a pr-ck. my pr-ckosophy is to kick them in the nuts and run.
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a shrivelled little d-ck. “we all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddled-ck”
- Spaghetti-ing
when you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. singular, noun, “spaghetti”, as in “you’re such a spaghetti”, someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed. ugh! thomas! you’re such a spaghetti. stop spaghetti-ing the blankets! verb. the […]