The Speed Of Tom Araya
the act of singing a slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. no one mortal being can do this, except for tom araya, who is superhuman.
originally thought up by johnny qyxzzy
slayer fan 1: hey dude, can you go at the speed of tom araya?
slayer fan 2: i wish! no one can, man.
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