The Sperm Whaler
raw-d-gg-ng a girl in the b-tt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.
(picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
i went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
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