The Spread Eagle Has Landed


when your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

with the cost of everything rising, public -ssistance from welfare, social security, food stamps and child support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

it’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
man1: i heard that c moved back in with you, with all the kids.

man 2: yep, the spread eagle has landed!

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