The Squeeze-cheek


when you gotta cr-p so bad, you have to squeeze your b-ttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from sh-tting your pants.
dude, i was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to sh-t like h-lla bad. i had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before i dumped in my shorts.

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